Reasons Why I'm Banned from Disney World

We've all done some stupid things at amusement parks before, right? Here are a list of ten reasons why the owners of Disney World don't want me coming back.

1. I tried to take over the castle and rule over the park with an iron fist. People had problems with this.
2. Jasmine doesn’t like it when you hit on her repeatedly
3. No one likes it when you get into drunken fist fights with Mickey
4. Letting all the animals in the Animal Kingdom go free is a bad idea
5. Surfing down Splash Mountain is frowned upon.
6. Derailing the Epcot train is considered “bad”
7. There are many issues with Mickey’s slave ownership of Pluto, but it was a bad idea to bring this up in a park full of children.
8. Reprograming the “It’s a small world” ride to have all the puppets attack the visitors is a bit harsh
9. Upon reflection, it was inappropriate to steal a Goofy costume and do mean things to Donald
10. Turning Disney World into a real life West World may have caused a few inexcusable deaths.

So those are my reasons. Why have you been banned from a popular tourist destination?