Every now and
then, there comes a time when you simply realize that all the thoughts in your
head are just overflowing. This can be thought of in relation to a toilet. The
problem here is that your brain isn’t a toilet. You can’t just flush it without
destroying useful information such as who your parents are, how many songs
Steve Perry made with Journey, and how to actually flush a toilet. So what do
you do when thousands of thoughts occupy your mind with nothing to do?
You write a
blog. But not just any blog. You write a blog specifically devoted to the various
thoughts and ideas that are clouding your mind. So that’s what I’m doing here.
Why am I doing this? Why am I writing a blog when there are already millions of
nonsense blogs in the world? I don’t know. My blog isn’t the first blog that
will be strange and creepy and odd and full of cheesecake references. But maybe
I don’t want it to be. I’m not trying to be innovating or capture an audience.
I’m just trying to talk about nothing really. Perhaps I will come up with a
truly awesome idea, and I will write it down, and someone else will see that
idea and be inspired. Or not. I can’t predict the future.
So let’s
metaphorically toast to a new blog and everything that comes with it. Also, don’t
forget your seat belt. It’s going to be a wild ride, and I don’t want to
responsible for any injuries that occur along the way.
I like this, you have a lovely introduction to your blog. Introductions are nice to let the reader know what they're going to be reading, instead of just jumping in with an essay or musing.
ReplyDeleteThanks. I thought about adding extra musings into this post, but then I realized that no one would be amused by my extra muses. Avoiding this is desired because this blog is for amusement, and I don't want it to be boring like a cardboard museum. Generally, I'm going for bemusement here.
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